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Griffed 

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adjective meaning to do something profoundly stupid to oneself. Named after professional stunt performer named Matt Griff of the late 90's early 2000's who would repeatedly get jacked up and hurt himself.
You see that dude sit on his bedpost? He just totally griffed himself!

Man, I griffed myself last night when I ate the pop rocks and coke.
Griffed by Jimmy She'Dazzle May 16, 2009
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Griffed 

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To have someone who once held a positition of high regard lie to your face and you believe it.
Adam was listing all the things Michael had done in his life and it was obvious he had been Griffed.
Griffed by hiemlich schlonge February 21, 2010

Griffed 

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Kevin got griffed at work today by Alan!
Griffed by Bombdom June 14, 2018

griffed 

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when a person or group of persons recklessly take advantage of a single person or group of persons for peronal gain without any regard to the detriment he or she may be causing.
"I gave Officer Griffin a short restroom break expecting her to return in a timely manner...instead she clocked out and went home!"

"DAMN...This B!tch just Griffed the hell outta me!
griffed by That Damn Rhino! December 9, 2012

Griffed 

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Had your work messed with or screwed up by your coworker, leaving you to clean up the mess.
When I looked to see why the TP60 report had been changed and was now incredibly inaccurate, I noticed my co-worker had made some changes, and I immediately thought, "Great, I was Griffed!"
Griffed by UPSMAN1 May 14, 2025

griefed 

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(in video games) action of having destroyed, constructed, etc., for the purpose of irritating someone or making someone angry
OMG!! He griefed my ENTIRE minecraft world
griefed by gamrrgrrl November 21, 2014
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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