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Griffed
adjective meaning to do something profoundly stupid to oneself. Named after professional stunt performer named Matt Griff of the late 90's early 2000's who would repeatedly get jacked up and hurt himself.
You see that dude sit on his bedpost? He just totally griffed himself!
Man, I griffed myself last night when I ate the pop rocks and coke.
Man, I griffed myself last night when I ate the pop rocks and coke.
Griffed by Jimmy She'Dazzle May 16, 2009
Griffed
Adam was listing all the things Michael had done in his life and it was obvious he had been Griffed.
Griffed by hiemlich schlonge February 21, 2010
Griffed
griffed
when a person or group of persons recklessly take advantage of a single person or group of persons for peronal gain without any regard to the detriment he or she may be causing.
"I gave Officer Griffin a short restroom break expecting her to return in a timely manner...instead she clocked out and went home!"
"DAMN...This B!tch just Griffed the hell outta me!
"DAMN...This B!tch just Griffed the hell outta me!
griffed by That Damn Rhino! December 9, 2012
griefed
(in video games) action of having destroyed, constructed, etc., for the purpose of irritating someone or making someone angry
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