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Glenda

A woman that has no intelligence in any aspect of life except inflicting misery and despair for everyone that surrounds her. The only part of the brain that properly functions is the ventrolateral part of the ventromedial hypothalamus which is scientifically proven to cause premeditated nefarious acts. (Evil plotted acts) Some but not all actions include use of manipulation, intimidation, destruction, jealousy, clinginess and self pity to get what makes her truly happy. And that is being the center and sole cause of destroying happiness of people that have good intentions and sympathy for her. It only feeds on broken happiness.
I cannot belief that after all these years, she turned into "Glenda" and drove me to the psych ward with all the shot she pulled.
by Stapleton Shake'n'Bake October 5, 2019
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glenda

typically a girl to date a hot guy like jayren
kid 1 : hi glenda who are you dating
glenda : im dating jayren
by urmother.234 September 26, 2022
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Glenda

Also known as Ana Y. A fake friend, two faced scam sucking bully who*e. A “friend” who claims to be there when you most need her but turns the chat about her and her “amazing” (pathetic) life. Do not trust her, she only cares about herself.
Hey yo, have you met Glenda?

No, why?

Don’t go to her for advice, comfort, or any sort of that matter. She’ll turn the conversation about herself.
by iamhoneycakes March 21, 2023
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Glenda

A lean fine girl who is musically talented. Generally can be found in the small island of Singapore or near south east asia. Generally has difficulty deciding to keep her hair long or short bur the default choice is short. Gives a shy vibe but is actually quite outgoing. Fairly active based on average standards and would kick your ass if you get too close. Not your typical frappucino kinda girl, but more a hot latte kinda girl next door. Favorite latte art is leaves.
Wow she good at sports with a nerd look, must be a Glenda.
by anonymous November 22, 2023
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Glenda Panther

It's someone turning another gender from the original one. the face of regret is a side effect of becoming Glenda. the Panther is similar to the Cougar slang that's below in their mid-30s. but they're not like the Cougars as they prefer to very nice and well buffed. also, they wear maid outfits.
Dang! I can't believe Glaze changed into Glenda Panther for the whole afternoon.
by mistakes, nitpicking, June 26, 2021
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The Glenda Effect

1) Causing a natural disaster in a faraway location by singing or humming
2) Replacing the innocence of corrupted middle school students while being entirely insane yourself
When Jennifer could no longer make a "that's what she said" joke, we knew that it was a result of the Glenda effect.
by soon2besmerin March 13, 2010
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Dirty Glenda

an older male of the homosexual persuasion, loitering around in gay clubs awaiting a boner doner.
Check out that Dirty Glenda with the sideburns in the crushed velvet suit and hush puppy shoes along the wall sipping his rusty nail.
by Clifton Twist January 15, 2006
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