Raid the fookin gaff

When one enters a house with such intent to steal others belongings.

Jamie - ''Im bout to raid deez mans house''
Andrew - ''Sn''
Jamie at door to gaff - ''Raid the fookin gaff''

by Bludclart Rassclaat Roscoe January 20, 2023

Jim Gaffigan

A great comedian, who has some great jokes.

Did you watch the Jim Gaffigan special last night?

by Ryan WWRGSWW February 5, 2006

Reverse Jim Gaffigan

Selling individually wrapped hot pockets as street vendor. To sell or to be sold an individual hot pocket not cooked in a dirty microwave. A hot pocket sold by a lawless grifter.

“Did you teach some advanced grifting techniques... The Reverse Jim Gaffigan?”

-Community Tv show

by Hdhcyffufdcud April 4, 2020

gruffle

verb; to eat hastily, with zeal

I'm going to gruffle some mad Domino's.

by erik November 23, 2004

gaffer

BRITISH
informal
a person in charge of others; a boss.

"street cleaners stopping for a smoke when their gaffer isn't in the vicinity"

by karientoch March 18, 2019

Guffauto

“Self laugh” (Latin). Reacting to one’s own comment or post with a “haha” or smile emoji indicating recognition of humor. The Joker (character from the Batman universe) is well known for using frequent verbal guffauto by maniacally laughing after making an ominous or threatening statement.

Dude, that joke was so lame I can’t believe you gave it a guffauto!

by Squidulus tents March 12, 2022

The Gaffer

British Slang for Football Manager

1. The Gaffer wants us to pick the tempo up in the second half.

2. Ask The Gaffer if you can play up front.

by humbdalas November 5, 2009