fucktress

adj. A sexy beast that loves to get all slutty.
n. Sassy

That Sassy... I mean damn. Did you see her draped in that flag? She's such a fucktress.

by Bob W April 3, 2006

fuckturtle

one who has sexual intercourse at an extremely slow pace

dude this chick i picked up at the bar was a total fuckturtle...
it lasted 6 hours

by Leaorem June 13, 2012

fuckturd

A total fuck up.

"Eric is a fucking fuckturd"

by FahQ March 23, 2003

Fucktrek

A long, perilously, and courageous journey whose mission statement is "To boldly fuck where no man has fucked before"

John: I heard HBO is producing a new Startrek series
Robert: In other news, OBH is producing a new season of Fucktrek

by Bad C dev September 28, 2021

fuckturd

fucktard = fucking + retard

fuckturd = fucktard + turd
(fucking (shit)
retard)

basically, a fucking retard who is as dumb as a turd

most people who posted judgemental "definitions" about rap or posted racist ones are all fuckturds

by this website is ruined February 4, 2007

Fucktune

Noun.
A song that makes the listener want to do the do. Alternatively, a song to get dirty while listening to.

"At first he wasn't feeling it, but then I put on Passenger by Deftones and he was ready to get down. It's definitely my go-to fucktune."

"I have a playlist of fucktunes all set to go for when I bring a lady back to my place."

by libelicious November 3, 2014

fuckturd

an asshole that is so stupid they don't actually realize how much of a turd they actually are

Trump: So when can I nude the nuclear option
Voter: Stop being such a fuckturd

by imronc August 18, 2016