fucksocks 

a geordie twat.

hello fucksocks you old cunt!

fucksocks by frogshit July 8, 2003

Mr.Funsocks 

Mr.Funsocks means one of two things:

1.) A sock that you masterbate in and then put it on your friend's face while he's sleeping and then take pictures and put it on the internet.

2.) The coolest guy in the world with the most creative name in the world

Examples in order

1.) Paul: Dude! I put Mr.Funsocks on John last night!
Dustin: Did he lick it?!?!

2.) Mr.Funsocks will kill you in Halo 2, and cnc

Mr.Funsocks by Funsocks July 28, 2008

Fucklock 

When a woman tightens the muscles towards the opening of her vagina to "lock" the man's penis in place.

"She totally pulled the fucklock on me."

Fucklock by Sydlesk April 30, 2010

Fucksticks! 

1. A word used to express total annoyance

2. A word used to describe those who have caused you total annoyance.

3. A group of teenage idiots that hang around shopping centres, swearing, spitting and acting hyper.

1. " My internet connection has gone again! FUCKSTICKS!!"

2. "My energy company sent me an estimated bill for about 5 times more than is humanly possible to consume. Fucksticks!"

3. Tina decided to use the south entrance to the mall, owing to the high concentration of fucksticks spitting and leaping about outside the north entrance.

Fucksticks! by MagickDio April 24, 2010

Fucksock 

1.An insult
2.An exclamation
3.A suitable alternative to tissues when caught short post-ejaculation

1. He shouted at the escaping thief 'you utter fucksock!'
2. As the bowl smashed into pieces, he yelled 'fucksocks!'
3. His sinful work done, the young catholic boy glanced around searching for a fucksock to deal with his mess.

Fucksock by Robin Pants May 13, 2003

fucksock 

A sock which one wears on his penis to prevent from making a mess when he's about to drain the dragon.

"I need a fucksock so that the teacher doesn't find out I blew a load while staring at her tits."

fucksock by Knightmare 5W May 23, 2008

Fucksticks 

1. An exlamatory obscenity; 2. An insult.

1. Fucksticks! I forgot to get my change from that hooker!

2. That guy just cut me off! What a fuckstick!

Fucksticks by Sir Loin du Boeuf July 24, 2003