Fucknosed 

Derives from the term "Fuck knows", which is another form of "God knows".
Used to describe someone who has led a sheltered life or is blissfully unaware of current events.

"Of course I know who Angelina Jolie is! How Fucknosed do ya think I am?!"

Fucknosed by Kirow Baye February 29, 2008

fucknoxious 

the state of being fucking obnoxious.

damn bro, this cum dumpster is so fucknoxious.

fucknoxious by drunkard2326 June 6, 2010

fucknob 

1) A contemptible person of low intelligence.
2) A term of endearment for a person who has just done you wrong.
3) Relating a contemptible person to a sexual device in such a way as to equate such low intelligence with an inanimate object of gratification (i.e. a head with no brains).

"Oh you fucknob! You just ran into my car!"

"That Frank... he's one colossal fucknob!"

fucknob by Frank Klaune November 5, 2003

Fucknod 

Abbreviated form of the term Fuck Nodule. A total fuck. Someone who is such a giant fuck that it is instantly and painfully obvious that they are such. Even in a group of fucks the fucknod stands out as a particularly worthless and irritating fucker.

The entire cast of Mad TV is a bunch of fucks, but Michael McDonald, the douche nozzle who plays that fag weasel Stuart, is a total fucknod. God I hate that bastard.

Fucknod by Magnificent Seven November 25, 2005

fucknozzle 

A person or entity who is a complete waste of time if they weren't so unintentionally funny, delusional or lying.

Richard Nixon says he isn't a crook? What a fucknozzle!

fucknozzle by Cujo November 17, 2003

fucknoid 

Alternate to Fuckhead.
Used as an insult to a person or persons.
Having both the qualities of a Fuckead, (or Fucktard) and a hemorrhoid.

The suffix -noid also said to be attributed to the undesirable qualities of the fictitious “Noid” character.
Also in the Law Enforcement community noid or “No I.D.” often is a requisite quality of many lowlifes and miscreants.

Such perversions of the “F-word” are said to have stemmed from overuse of the aforementioned colloquialism and the desire to modify its usage for more specific tasks.

That fellow is a Fucknoid!

Those Fucknoids are ruining my screenplay!

fucknoid by Matsuo August 6, 2004

Fucknozzle 

The correct term for people who don't believe in the International Space Station.

"It has been brought to my attention that the correct term for people who don't believe in the space station is fucknozzle - not shitwit" - Professor Brian Cox

Fucknozzle by 093826 November 22, 2017