Fitalian

Someone who wishes that they were Italian.

The guys that hang out in the club with the Gotti blow-out, and the fake tan are obviously Fitalians.

by M. Schoeler March 6, 2008

Faketalians

People who think and/or act like they're Italian when they are so obviously not. Eating Italian food and being loud does not automatically make you Italian.

The cast of Jersey Shore are a bunch of Faketalians.

by Reginlief 28 September 5, 2011

Iretalian

The combination of "Irish" and "Italian," generally referring to the very common American descendants of Irish and Italian immigrants. For some strange reason, the two tend to be drawn together.

Johnny took six shots and then made out with Kirsten? Damn, those Iretalians don't play!

by Talmanes October 6, 2006

Fratalina Wine Mixer

A classy, formal social event between a sorority and a fraternity. Enter the world of Franzia-stained dress shirts and watch as lovely ladies slap the bag and chugg from their knees. Enjoy the evolution of the night as the croonings of Billy Joel and Elton John transform into the lyrical bliss of Sage the Gemini, Two Chainz, and VIC. Be sure to get your fill of grinding on those sexy sorority girls in their little black dresses. If you don't sweat it out now, tomorrow you'll be too hungover to clean the wine stains off of your Sperrys. But then again, who gives a shit.

Originated by the gentlemen of the Sigma Phi Epsilon Fraternity.

We need twenty boxes of Franzia and ten liters of crappy wine for the Fratalina Wine Mixer.

by Matty_ICE July 7, 2014

faketalian

when a word or refrence sounds italian but is made up.

labaducci is faketalian for smooth.

by sinisterman May 10, 2007

pretalian

Pretend Italian. The international and preferred language of Starbucks.

"I always get confused when I try to order coffee at Starbucks. I think it's because I don't speak pretalian."

by Candace Hammond December 12, 2006

fritalian

Slang term used for a menu item with a non-english name. Favored by normal people who want to order gourmet coffee without the pretentious mix of foreign words forced on consumers by Starbucks in order to justify their inflated prices, such as "venti" or "au lait".

Popularized in a 2008 Dunkin Donuts ad campaign.

Idiot: "Yeah, I'd like a venti mocha blanc cappucino au lait."

Normal Person: "Dude, what the f*** is that - fritalian? Just give me a large coffee with white chocolate and steamed milk."

by ScottAllen March 8, 2008