Freudian Autocorrect is when you're texting and your phone autocorrects a word you attempted to type innocently and replaces it with something less innocent yet more appropriate to what you meant.

When I texted him to see how his day was going and he replied with busty instead of busy, his phone's Freudian autocorrect told me exactly where his mind was.

Freudian Autocorrect by Ehrris September 14, 2011

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Freudian nip

When you have a Freudian slip, then have another one while trying to explain yourself.

How was your ass today?
My ass?
Dammit, I meant class. Freudian nip... DAMMIT.

Freudian nip by NawDude January 6, 2011

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Freudian Trip

similar to a Freudian slip, this is when a person under the influence of serious mind-altering, reality-bending psychedelics sees what he or she is thinking.

a good mix of acid and trittles can cause this; it becomes thrice as interesting when occurring simultaneously with synesthesia.

This is some good shit... Cheney started talking, and I saw me trying to squeeze out a huge loaf. Talk about having a freudian trip.

Freudian Trip by Wild Drunken Bill June 27, 2008

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Freudian slip

A slip of the tongue in which a word that the speaker was subconsciously thinking about is substituted for the one that he or she meant to say.

"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex... uh... setbacks." -A Freudian slip by President George H.W. Bush

Freudian slip by Jario777 June 1, 2009

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