FMF

fuck me friday - commonly occurs sometime late morning or early afternoon on a work friday when you've set cruise control, thinking about the weekend, when some work related shit show happens to ruin the vibe.

I can't believe that my as swipe boss gave me all this shit that has to be finished by end of day today, and it's already friday afternoon; fuck me! This is classic FMF.

by dannosnarf August 17, 2014

FMF

Fuck My Face - Commonly used on Craigslist

OMG he is so hot he can FMF.

by 4390578390jeidof April 14, 2009

FMF

An abbreviation for for my father. Often used by people who’s father have died to pay respects and show everything they do is for their father.

Have you seen Coby White’s FMF tattoo?

by Maghriby October 5, 2019

FMF

In the seventies FMF stood for Fast Mother Fucker. Hence FMF exhaust systems on motorcycles.

That is one FMF at MX.

by Lineaway November 22, 2018

FMF

Fantasy Mission Force - The Greatest Clan to Ever Grace Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.

I sure hope we don't play against FMF tonight.

by Alladar July 30, 2009

FMF

flying machine factory

fmf makes the best motorcycle exhaust pipes in the world
for optimal performance and sound reduction choose a fmf pipe for everything

i just picked up a new fmf pipe for my motorcyle

by simplejack113 May 27, 2009

FMF

Fuck My Face

Very much like FML said in the same context.. but FMF..

So instead of saying FML, say FMF

by MiSs KrYsTaL June 27, 2010