The Fauch

A popular nickname for Dr. Anthony Fauci who is loved and admired all over the world for his unparalleled expertise and always patient, avuncular, matter of fact manner.

Who would have ever guessed that The Fauch is actually Jim Morrison who in 1971, bored by his drug-addled existence and obsession with sex, faked his own death in Paris and then attended medical school after undergoing plastic surgery and a penis reduction in order to hide his true identity.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021

Fauchsism

Fauchsism
(noun) : Complimentary contradiction; play on words which one compliments the other in a contradictory manner, named for the creator, writer: Fox Milo

He used a Fauchsism at my wedding reception.
Bestmen often toast the groom at the reception with a "Living Eulogy".

Describing my office clutter is best done with a Fauchsism.
People call my office a war zone, I tell them it is "Structured Chaos".

by Fox Milo June 16, 2008

fanuch

Italian slang reference to homosexual males. The name is derived from the fennel plant.

What are you, a fanuch?

by VegasMike702 September 19, 2013

conner faucher

Stupid face poopy head smelly toe jelly pineapple orange house straw cap pizza cat man cow book read type letter mistake spell orange twice again overall double now and then how now brown cow cant hold a bucket over his potato and jump for the yes please bless you God is real and Jesus loves you guitar apple

Conner Faucher is dumb. At least God loves me.

by Paul Adam Phil Habib January 28, 2014

fayche

Originating from "Furious H," this was the original term which sparked the frevolution spreading through Baltimore and to colleges nationwide. It has come to be both a nickname and another word for "face".

Fayche took a ball in the fayche.

by Shtub June 21, 2006

fauchald

Often referred to as a fag. Common slang for men loving threesomes or foursomes with other men.

"You fucking fauchald!"
"Wanna join a fauchald?"

by mrlova9999 January 26, 2009

Fauchard

1. A fauchard is a type of polearm weapon, which was used in medieval Europe from the 11th through the 14th centuries. The design consisted of a curved blade put atop a 2 m (6–7 feet) long pole.

Roman warrior : Prepare to be impaled by my Fauchard foolish mortal !!

Daya : =.='' its no match for my penis...bring it on bitch !!!

*after the battle*

Roman warrior: *lies on the ground bleeding* errr i lost...to the master of Dayagasm

Daya : Don't mess with the dick of steel !!
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by zingeraddict October 1, 2011