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Fiduciary Droop 

The inability to focus clearly on the physical appearance of a person any higher than the pocket or purse in which they hold their wallet.
Pageant-winner Jessica's inexplicable engagement to Walter (of Toad Hall) was surely attributable to a truly nasty case of Fiduciary Droop.
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fiduciary 

(adj.) of, or relating to, the combination of douches and fairies. a twin insult.
That fiduciary gentleman in the pink polo with the popped collar just double parked his Jeep Wrangler.
fiduciary by ismellshoes November 21, 2010

Fauchard 

1. A fauchard is a type of polearm weapon, which was used in medieval Europe from the 11th through the 14th centuries. The design consisted of a curved blade put atop a 2 m (6–7 feet) long pole.
Roman warrior : Prepare to be impaled by my Fauchard foolish mortal !!

Daya : =.='' its no match for my penis...bring it on bitch !!!

*after the battle*

Roman warrior: *lies on the ground bleeding* errr i lost...to the master of Dayagasm

Daya : Don't mess with the dick of steel !!
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Fauchard by zingeraddict October 1, 2011

Fiduciary 

Can be found dressed in argyle and boat shoes, interrupting everyone else's conversations. Only eats food pre-approved by hipsters. Favorite place to hang is his best friends living room

Favorite app is rocket mortgage and Wall Street journal. Sees himself as Wolf of Wall Street but really drives a Prius.

Uses frequent words like: mortgage, fiscal, interest rates, chick, depreciation.
Was checking out my clients assets when this fiduciary walked in and told me tea was at 1020.
Fiduciary by Eatyourveggies July 17, 2018

Fiduciary 

A Pimp.
Keep your fiduciary hand strong.
Fiduciary by roxgalour January 11, 2009

Fadouchery 

The act of being a fucking douche or agreeing with a fucking douche in-turn committing an act of fadouchery.

1. The most unforgivable act on this earth.
Man 1: Yo, John just fucking cock blocked the shit out of me.

Man 2: Hey, I think it was funny.

Man 1: Yo, you fucking agree with him. Fucking prime example of fadouchery right here.
Fadouchery by Doc. Dre April 11, 2012