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Fiduciary Droop
The inability to focus clearly on the physical appearance of a person any higher than the pocket or purse in which they hold their wallet.
Pageant-winner Jessica's inexplicable engagement to Walter (of Toad Hall) was surely attributable to a truly nasty case of Fiduciary Droop.
Fiduciary Droop by The Original DB April 24, 2016
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fiduciary
That fiduciary gentleman in the pink polo with the popped collar just double parked his Jeep Wrangler.
fiduciary by ismellshoes November 21, 2010
Fauchard
1. A fauchard is a type of polearm weapon, which was used in medieval Europe from the 11th through the 14th centuries. The design consisted of a curved blade put atop a 2 m (6–7 feet) long pole.
Roman warrior : Prepare to be impaled by my Fauchard foolish mortal !!
Daya : =.='' its no match for my penis...bring it on bitch !!!
*after the battle*
Roman warrior: *lies on the ground bleeding* errr i lost...to the master of Dayagasm
Daya : Don't mess with the dick of steel !!
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Daya : =.='' its no match for my penis...bring it on bitch !!!
*after the battle*
Roman warrior: *lies on the ground bleeding* errr i lost...to the master of Dayagasm
Daya : Don't mess with the dick of steel !!
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Fauchard by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Fiduciary
Can be found dressed in argyle and boat shoes, interrupting everyone else's conversations. Only eats food pre-approved by hipsters. Favorite place to hang is his best friends living room
Favorite app is rocket mortgage and Wall Street journal. Sees himself as Wolf of Wall Street but really drives a Prius.
Uses frequent words like: mortgage, fiscal, interest rates, chick, depreciation.
Favorite app is rocket mortgage and Wall Street journal. Sees himself as Wolf of Wall Street but really drives a Prius.
Uses frequent words like: mortgage, fiscal, interest rates, chick, depreciation.
Fiduciary by Eatyourveggies July 17, 2018
Fiduciary
A Pimp.
Fadouchery
The act of being a fucking douche or agreeing with a fucking douche in-turn committing an act of fadouchery.
1. The most unforgivable act on this earth.
1. The most unforgivable act on this earth.
Man 1: Yo, John just fucking cock blocked the shit out of me.
Man 2: Hey, I think it was funny.
Man 1: Yo, you fucking agree with him. Fucking prime example of fadouchery right here.
Man 2: Hey, I think it was funny.
Man 1: Yo, you fucking agree with him. Fucking prime example of fadouchery right here.
Fadouchery by Doc. Dre April 11, 2012
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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