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Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.
“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”
Fached by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019
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Getting a school iPad whiped for inappropriate use
Damn dude, I just got Fanched for playing games in class.
Fanched by Starboiiiii March 13, 2017

Faucheaux 

you know I'm down with that, Faucheaux!
Faucheaux by D. Dubya August 30, 2015
The term is used in South America, and refers to somebody who is exceptionally good looking, so therefore it is a compliment, and tends to be used for men only. It is both a noun and an adjective; the noun has three different forms:
-pl m "Facheros"
-pl f "Facheras"
-m "Fachero"
-f "Fachera"
"Seb es el mas Fachero"
"Maxi es casi un Fachero"
"Que Facheros que somos"
Fachero by El Fachero May 8, 2009
No matter how many times u say she dtm she will always be there for you
No mater what u say to her, she will kill you with kindness

But just because she is sweet, loving, and wonderful, that does not mean she won't slap a fake a$$ bitch. I advise you not to cross her or hurt her b/c karma is a bitch.
I love faythe
Wow that chick you were with last night was fatchet.
Fatchet by Whodat201 April 11, 2015