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Fauxman
(Pronounced 'foe man)
Looks like a man, but is in fact just a boy. Plural form is 'fauxmen.'
There are many expressions of fauxmenism, including sneaking things that they could manfully take, whining like a child to get their way, and neglecting a real classy woman while salivating after a cheap girl who gives herself to anything and everything. A fauxman may leave his loving, fit and sexy wife wanting while pacifying his sexual appetite with thoughts of sexual encounters with saggy, loose narcissistic females that don't give a care.
Looks like a man, but is in fact just a boy. Plural form is 'fauxmen.'
There are many expressions of fauxmenism, including sneaking things that they could manfully take, whining like a child to get their way, and neglecting a real classy woman while salivating after a cheap girl who gives herself to anything and everything. A fauxman may leave his loving, fit and sexy wife wanting while pacifying his sexual appetite with thoughts of sexual encounters with saggy, loose narcissistic females that don't give a care.
Sister: what's up with Katrielle? She seems a bit down.
Mom: she told me she's suffering from fauxmanitis, poor thing.
Sister: (looks quizzical)
Mom: you know... the inflammatory condition that comes from living with a "man" that chronically acts like a little boy. A faux man.
Mom: she told me she's suffering from fauxmanitis, poor thing.
Sister: (looks quizzical)
Mom: you know... the inflammatory condition that comes from living with a "man" that chronically acts like a little boy. A faux man.
Fauxman by Belch Queen December 2, 2018
Related Words
fauxmance • Fauxancée • facemance • Fauxmage • fauxman • Fagomancer • fauxmantic • Fauxpange • Fauxrange • Fraumance
Fraumance
Just like a bromance, yo.
Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two women. The women in question do not have to be straight, but they must not be in physical relationship.
Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two women. The women in question do not have to be straight, but they must not be in physical relationship.
Fagomancer
A camper or douchebag that far surpasses the typical level of asshole behavior found in the online gaming realm. Used to describe someone who is highly despised.
Most literally, it describes one who holds magical abilities that are attuned to the art of being a complete fag.
See: fag + mancer
Most literally, it describes one who holds magical abilities that are attuned to the art of being a complete fag.
See: fag + mancer
Dammit, that fagomancer just camps behind the boxes and makes fun of whoever he catches by surprise. Lots of skill there.
Fagomancer by Yateskid December 14, 2008
Fauxmage
Fake Cheese. Faux meets Fromage. Even though they are two French words, I think most Anglos know their meaning.
Or maybe Fauxmaggio if you prefer French meets Italian (faux meets fromaggio)?
Or maybe Fauxmaggio if you prefer French meets Italian (faux meets fromaggio)?
Fauxmage: Vegan Cheese, Processed cheese.
Fauxmage by Xavier Reivax October 11, 2009
Fauxpange
Drink that will make you go nuts, get nakey, and have the time of your life.
4 oz lemonade
2 oz rum
1 oz apple juice
1 oz sprite
4 oz lemonade
2 oz rum
1 oz apple juice
1 oz sprite
girl: "I really want to get wasted tonight..."
guy: "Hm..."
girl: "I just want to go nuts, and get naked in the pool, and have the TIME OF MY LIFE"
guy: "Drink this..."
girl: "What is it?"
guy: "Fauxpange"
In conclusion, the girl went nuts, got naked, and had the time of her life. Enough Said.
guy: "Hm..."
girl: "I just want to go nuts, and get naked in the pool, and have the TIME OF MY LIFE"
guy: "Drink this..."
girl: "What is it?"
guy: "Fauxpange"
In conclusion, the girl went nuts, got naked, and had the time of her life. Enough Said.
Fauxpange by Yal's Tattoos November 28, 2009