fatwa

when some likes sucking dick really badly they get ichy

i have a really bad fatwa from last night

by -camila March 20, 2022

fatwa envy

Wishing you had the power, ability, and above all the cultural approval to kill or torture someone who offends their religious sensibilities. Catholics definitely have fatwa envy, after being denied the violence of the Inquisition

Bill Donohue and the Catholic League showed grade-A fatwa envy when they issued death threats and howled for the expulsion of a Florida college student who took a cracker out of a church to show his friend.

by stogoe August 4, 2008

Fatal ejaction

The fist time you ejaculate after a vasectomy. It's long awaited along with fear that it might be the most pain you have ever felt in your life.

It felt like I was playing Russian roulette with the first "fatal ejaction" after a vasectomy.

by Caveman100 May 17, 2014

Fatal fumble

Dropping a phone or tech gadget only to pick it up and find out it just ain't the same. It's broke. cracked screen damaged phone bricked

I'm so pissed at her cause she bumped into me and made me do a fatal fumble.

I'm only using this phone cause I had a fatal fumble with my other one.

by Summerbees May 24, 2011

fanwar

When two fandoms get into a fight over which fandom is better

Person 1: EXO is better!
Person 2: No, BTS is better!
Person 3: Let's not start any fanwars, please.

by redandsymmetry August 3, 2016

femme fatale

An extremely intelligent, attractive and seductive woman who has a tendency to use men in many ways either for sex, money, help, attention, support. She never falls in love with a man, but rather uses him and takes the advantages that he gives her. Usually her heart is already broken and incapable of love and intimacy because of her dark past and troubling history. She might have loved once and trusted someone but was betrayed and failed at and her deceptions of the past left irrevocable scars. She is amazing in bed and at all the arts of seduction but she only gives her body never her heart. She has lost all hope in menkind and does no longer believe in happy endings. She learned the hard way: her dark past taught her too well, she'll never make the same mistake twice.

Eva Green was a real femme fatale in casino royal, poor Mr. Bond.

by penriver June 24, 2016

Fadwa

fadwa is the most gorgeous woman you will ever meet, she is kind and open-minded, she is so hott, she is so precious and NEVERlose a girl as beautiful as her

fadwa is so hot
I wish I can be as hot as fadwa

I love you fadwa

by fml_bye March 25, 2019