fartun

A beautiful Wonderfull and a truly amazing person, fartun has the power to seduce any man with her looks but choses not to cause her hearts pure and no guy is worthy unless she has deemed you worthy enough, if you come across a fartun Don't let her go, MARRY HER

Omg I saw a fartun the other day, Man she's hott

by mr james101 September 11, 2011

farquaad

The name of a character from Shrek. Closely resembles "fuck wad."

Coincidence? I doubt it.

Lord Farquaad is played by John Lithgow.

by captain matt January 27, 2005

Farfundada

Also spelled Farfunda, is a battle cry spoken when you're a Dung Beetle that throws literal shit at a bug that might be the King's disowned son.

Person 1: "..."

Person 2: "FOR THE KINGDOM! FARFUNDADA!"

by LloydtheCheeseman March 29, 2022

Lord Farquaad

Someone who is extra freaky instead of saying daddy they say Lord Farquaad

YES LORD FARQUAAD YES !!

by BTSisLIFEU October 19, 2017

Lord Farquaad energy

Influential, aggressive males under 5'7. Value respect and allegiance above all else. Often hard-working and aggressive as an outcome of compensation. When you come across one, you can just tell: their favorite character in the film Shrek is Lord Farquaad.

An attractive trait if monitored. Despotic if left unchecked.

Fiona: His empire is hot but his insecurity is not.
Lucy: He's got serious Lord Farquaad Energy.

by nolandc August 13, 2019

farquad

a sudden jizz

i just farquaded in my pants

by jimbo jim bob March 22, 2017

farquaad

Used to describe a person of short stature who generally acts like a dick. Usually a male in some sort of authoratative position. Named after the character from Shrek.

Man, things sure have gotten shitty around here since Farquaad got promoted to manager.

by Spongyblue May 2, 2006