1. verb. The act of masturbating when the penis is already sore, usually brought on by a masturbation binge. Continuing to masturbate only exacerbates the pain, hence to exasturbate. Not to be confused with exhausturbate.
2. verb. To make a situation worse by indulging in one's own pleasures.
2. verb. To make a situation worse by indulging in one's own pleasures.
1.
Guy 1: "I'm so depressed after my recent rejection, I've been masturbating for 2 days straight."
Guy 2: "I know it's hard, but you don't want to exasturbate the problem. Put yourself out there and see what happens."
2.
John only exasturbated the situation when he selfishly ate the last of the group's survival food.
Guy 1: "I'm so depressed after my recent rejection, I've been masturbating for 2 days straight."
Guy 2: "I know it's hard, but you don't want to exasturbate the problem. Put yourself out there and see what happens."
2.
John only exasturbated the situation when he selfishly ate the last of the group's survival food.
by thewise June 11, 2013
by Suite of Scandle April 28, 2009
When someone is telling an obviously embellished story to stroke their own ego and/or make themselves look good, but they end up looking like a douche canoe instead.
Every time I hear Brian's skydiving story he adds in new exaggerations. I wish he would stop with the exasturbation.
by OblongShlong August 2, 2013
"Exasturbating the need for exiremetel.er..exa.for environmental justice. sorry i meant it as a bug! heh! "
"A violent form of masturbating."
"A violent form of masturbating."
by Breastfinder November 3, 2020
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