Exasturbating

A violent form of masturbating

Exacerbate and masturbate = Exasturbate

"Exasturbating the need for exiremetel.er..exa.for environmental justice. sorry i meant it as a bug! heh! "

"A violent form of masturbating."

by Breastfinder November 2, 2020

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Exasturbating

The act of getting deep pleasure from screwing over people by making things worse.

The president was happily exasturbating while firing people during the government shutdown.

by Jaspur October 15, 2025

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1. To make a problem or situation worse by masturbating to it. This can be done by either masturbating to the people involved, or the predicament itself.
2. To make a problem or situation worse by masturbating.
Exasturbate is a cross between the words masturbate and the dictionary definition of exacerbate

1. Pete did not realize that he was only making his recent divorce to his ex-wife far more painful by excessively masturbating to her topless bakini photos from the time they spent their honeymoon at a nude beach in France. Pete's exasturbation eventually led him to commit suicide.
2. Johnny really wants to shape up, find a job and become an active member of society. Unfortunately his excessive masturbating is preventing him from finding a productive use of his time. If Johnny really wants to stop living his life cum to cum, he will need to end his destructive exasturbating immediately.

by Anonymouslyer May 19, 2015

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exasturbation

Pleasuring oneself with inordinate or excessive frequency, if such a thing is possible.

After finally landing in prison, it was poetic justice when Short Eyes was taught that sodomy is exasturbation's scarier, more aggressive, inbred homo cousin.

by Sluggo December 18, 2004

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