ERP

The worst purchase tracking software ever made. It never really works. When you think it does......you've fucked something up.

I'm gonna make a software that should help make tracking purchases but in reality will cause people to not be able to finish their regular work. It shall be called ERP!

by user458237 November 21, 2010

ERP

The cancer of this world.
It stands for Erotic RolePlay and it's a plague that must be ELIMINATED... It's commonly practiced by FFXIV (and other MMORPGs) E-Girls and people who are Fat and Gay.

Player 1: UWU *NUZZLES AND GRABS YOUR OWO*
Player 2: Take your ERP bullshit out of this game

by IHateMyLlfe January 1, 2021

ERP

The sound your stomach makes after eating Arby's for dinner.

"Edwin, I think i feel my stomach erping after that pork sandwich."

"Well Jenny, thats what you get for eating at Arby's"

by JennyDanvers March 9, 2019

Erp

A sound usually pertainign to a query, question, or just being used as an incomprehensible noise to confuse others around you

Guy#1: So, did you see that homeless man? I see he is fond of ketchup pakets.
Guy#2: Erp?

by ThatTreeOutside March 28, 2003

ERP

Eat Raw Pussy

That man said that he ERP’s when he with his girlfriend.

by ImKJ February 20, 2021

Erp

An exclamation used most commonly with a "?" to signify confusion.

Dude#1: Hey man, I went to a farm and spanked every pig there!
Dude#2: Erp?

by Alexei March 19, 2003

ERP

E.R.P: Electronic Raisin Poliosis, is sadly a highly contagious pathogen that is spread through ASMR and booping someone's nose. Once infected, the victim will experience what we call "The TikTok withdrawls" where if they don't watch enough cringey TikTok, they will suddenly buy a mansion and start to become a sub infected individual "A JoJo Siwa" which is fatal. But, that's another story, if they DO watch enough TikTok they will then start to speak Japanese a certain way, called the "Weeabo" dialect, which is impossible to translate. After 2 or 3 days the "Weeabo" speaking infected person will then make their OWN TikToks and will eventually get a VR and hang out on VRChat SO much they end up being what we call "Obsessed with the game and will not play minecraft anymore" type of infected. THEN after THAT they will start to be Raisin towards people, which means that they'll steal everyone's raisinbread, which is the infected's kryptonite. However, if they fail to eat the stolen raisinbread in time, then they will then use a Wolf Avatar, get body tracking and finally reach the final stage...an "E-Boy". Now, while it IS the final stage, DO NOT PANIC! You can still call your local Jeff Goldbloom to cure the infected victim, however, if they do an OnlyFans account....there is no hope for them, F in chat.

"Hello my fellow kids" "My finger is feeling weird" "AAGHHG Thank you for the raid" "Have you heard of Raid Shadow legends?" "ERP"

by MissJaneDonuts August 26, 2020