doucheclipse

When you are trying to check out a hot girl but her douchey looking boyfriend blocks your view.

Me: Yo, check out that chick over there.
You: I can't see from here man. There's a doucheclipse

by nig_nog August 6, 2014

Doucheling

Little douches. Like big douches, but less smart and less original. Douchelings aspire to be douches but really just follow in the footsteps of the real douches. They travel in packs and tend to gravitate towards the head or "papa" douche of the pack. They only say and do things that a papa douchebag has said or done before. Douchelings also tend to spend a lot of time talking about their penis's, which are also little.

You're so stupid, your not even good enough to be a douche. You're just a doucheling.

by kevinseamonster September 20, 2009

doucheoisie

A group of elitist/holier-than-thou people who feel pleasure and moral superiority when they constantly brag about buying only hemp products, being vegan, not owning a television, eating only organic food, adopting whales, etc. Usually are either rich brats with trust funds or hippies.

I'm pretty sure if you fit this description in some way, you're kind of doucheoisie.

If the doucheoisie were smart, they'd understand that cows wouldn't taste so good if they didn't want to be eaten.

by viciouspandabear March 26, 2010

doucheois

pronounced like bourgeois

1) A person whose surface political, economic, and social status are determined mainly by obtaining properties and conventional respectability generally considered outside his or her reach.

2) A douche bag of middle-class ranking who strives to be high-class with spectacularly crushing results.

Sam: Can you believe Troy went broke trying to get the latest iPone?

Mike: He's such a doucheois.

by Eric Payne June 16, 2008

Doucheciple

A collective gathering of morons around a common douchebag.

Dan and his doucheciples are walking somewhere around here.

by DRW19Fan August 6, 2015

douchejitsu

An advanced form of vocal combat usually defined by an excessive use of expletives and a flaming over-dramatization of the smallest of situations that have no impact on anyone except the practitioner.

"Man, that guy was a black-belt in Douchejitsu!"

by Liteboi April 26, 2014

douchelite

An individual who surpasses douch status.

A douchelite is an individual who drives a foreign vehicle that is a soft top convertible bearing a large Harley Davidson sticker and does not ride.
A motorcycle rider wearing socks and sandals.
An individual who wears full leather gear while driving a beat up car.

by nicajima December 15, 2009