dipstick

when sat on the bog squeezing out a particularly long sausage, which whist still making its way out of your arse slowly and begrudgingly, also inadvertently touches the water.
My god, that huge meat and potato platter we had at the Hamburg Beer Keller last night, it reemerged this morning producing the dipstick effect.
by Streaker30 August 14, 2009
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to dip your joint or cigarette in formaldehyde; creates PCP effect
After smoking that dipstick, I saw pink elephants.
by cdawg May 27, 2004
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when someone ejacqulates inside there girlfriends pussy and thinks "fuck i wasnt waring a cony".
you bitch is making you really horny so you stick it in a forgot to put a cony on then you cum inside of her
by aaron March 04, 2005
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When a guy sticks his dick into someone's ass and it comes out all covered in shit, like when you check the oil on an engine with a dipstick.
Dude, last night I was fucking Melanie in the ass and got dipsticked!!
by jay-x April 24, 2008
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A name you call a dumbass when they fall and hurt themselves or just do something incredibly stupid.
Brian, you dipstick! Get your ass off the floor and go sit on some ice.
by BigBoiDante August 21, 2018
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The act of inserting an erect penis into a menstruating girl's vagina to check for blood similarly as one would check for oil in an automobile. It is also a good way to measure the depth of a woman's vagina. If a large enough man measures his own length prior to dipsticking, the amount of "oil" on his penis post-dipsticking will determine her depth.
Remember that during dipsticking it is important to wipe the dipstick off before you check for oil to yield sufficient results. It's got to be clean, and you have to give it a good swab."

-The latter, has in fact been attempted with satisfactory results.
by disc.inc. May 04, 2010
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When a person soaks a tampon in alcohol (beer, vodka, whiskey etc...) and inserts the tampon into their rectum for an increased effect of influence.
by William_Scatner March 26, 2011
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