Dickslexia

When the dick goes in the wrong hole.

Sasha: OWWW MY ASS!!!
Johnny: Sorry, I have Dickslexia :/

by Raeding Raeden March 7, 2020

Dickslexia

A severe condition involving impairment of judgement and overall inability to understand the male sex

My dickslexia is kicking so hard this month I almost banged my carpenter.

by Nosenseatall November 11, 2021

Dickslexia

A severe and crippling disorder found mostly in military males (U.S. Navy setting the record with 100% diagnosis) in which anything the discerning individual reads/writes/speaks just turns into "dick", "dicks", or a creative varient of. This disease has been the bane of many aspiring programmers coming out of the U.S. armed forces.

Richard was the company's lead programmer before he was diagnosed with Dickslexia, now all he talks or types is about male genitalia. At least he got hit by that "reincarnating in another world" truck while crossing the street, lucky guy.

by Savage Smurff July 30, 2022

Dickslexia

Dyslexia but you're tripping balls: your muscles spaz out when you laugh

Character 1: damn bro zero went from shit to a hundred

Character 2: Dickslexia AHAHAHAHAHA ughhhh my body hurts

Character 1: from what ?

Character 2: idk my body's just spazzing out and my muscles hurt

by Wang leeeeehom October 29, 2025

dicklexia

a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.

a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.

your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!

you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.

your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.

by drpoonandtheteenangels November 20, 2009

Dickslexic

When the dick so good it make her stutter and typo when she message you.

Man this girl's dickslexic bad af, can't understand what she saying.

by Slippery Slopes January 24, 2020

Popo dislexia

Popo dislexia is the thing that happens to you when you don’t know how to write.

It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown

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-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown

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-popo

Popo dislexia is affecting me now

by Sksksks hydroflask August 13, 2019