dickscusting

Anything that smells like dick.

Gloria, have you been to the BP Foxton toilets? Yeah, I couldn't believe how unhygendick they were. They smelt Dickscusting.

by staceyandphil August 19, 2006

Dickcumboobulated

Originated from discombobulated

This means that a person is confused sexually and doesn’t know how to address it.

I’m so dickcumboobulated I don’t know what to do.

by faggoat May 8, 2019

Dickscussion

Any conversation relating or pertaining to, the male genitalia.

"Yeah my right ball hangs lower and is smaller, what about you?"
"For me it's my left hangs lower but right is smaller"
"Good dickscussion bro"
"You too bro"

by MortifiedPenguin7 January 30, 2022

Dick Scum

Noun/Adjective/Pronoun, the use of this word are endless. Basically someone/something/description of the worse kind of scum imaginable. Worse than the old shit stain around your toilet bowl that has been encrusted over by multiple shits. Calling someone a fuck head is a compliment compared to calling someone this word. The leftover dried up crusty cum.

"You are a dipshit, bitach ass, dick head, ding bat, doofus looking, dingus, fuck face, cock squeezer."

"Oh, so you're saying i'm a dick scum?"

by BevinBates September 19, 2019

dickscussion

A theological discussion between a man and a woman which truns into the man comming out on top. 'Oh God! Yes! Oh God, please! ...'

Me: We had a nice long discussion about religion last night.

Friend: Oh, you mean a dickscussion

by capngrumpy December 16, 2005

dickcumbubble

It’s a solid dick cums a bubble and the female eats her own shit.

“The man exploded the dickcumbubble and she ate her poo”

by Fatebootate_ May 22, 2018

DickCumism

DickCumism is the ideology of dicks being the almighty power of the world, this belief is as old as may 14th 2021 and was used by David thorp and Jack mulligan for a total of 2.3 nanoseconds.

DickCumism is the superior belief except for bullshitism or christian stuff or liking to rub your hairy balls against the face of osama bin laden

by FideLCastroFan2006 May 14, 2021