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Bullshitism 

When anything happens, reminds you of the word "bullshit"...
Tracher: paraphrase this...
Student A: bluh bluh bluhing bluh... (although a good answer)
Student B: (whispering) bullshit...
Teacher: That was buuuullshiiiit
Student B raising his hand: bullshitism gentlemen, Its called bullshitism

Teacher: ...!
(Even you reading this may simply say: bullshit!)
Bullshitism by VjForever May 13, 2016

Bullshitism 

The philosophy that everything is bullshit. As such, nothing should be considered true, and trying to be truthful is purposeless. It was created who knows when, by who knows who.
The bolsheviks had no words to say to the bullshitiks, who would only see anything they said as false. This is because the bullshitiks actively practiced bullshitism. Which in turn resulted in massive bullshittery.
Bullshitism by Bullshitik#1 November 14, 2020

Bullshitism 

The act of Bullshiting so hard that the bullshit one spouts becomes so philosophically immersive
This dumbass is Bullshiting so hard right now; may you by chance follow the philosophical route of Bullshitism
Bullshitism by Sen-yt December 23, 2021

bullshiting 

Not being truthful, procrastinating, not taking things serious. joking.
My fiance talks about getting married, but my fiance's actions is telling me otherwise. I believe my fiance is bullshiting.

bullshitium 

The concept of bullshit as an addition to the Periodic Table of Elements
Your argument is pure weapons-grade bullshitium
bullshitium by kemo Dodger November 5, 2011

Bullshitosis 

A disease which makes the host tell constant bullshits.

If a person starts saying loads of bullshit, then that person has most likely gotten bullshitosis.
Brasil: Hey, I think I'm in front of your house. I don't know which number it is exactly though. Open the door.
John: Naw. My dad is here. You have to go back.
Brasil: LIES! Hurry up and open the door.
John: Just knock on the door. Is the apartment #22.
Brasil: BS!! I know that it is 21. It seems that you have gotten bullshitosis. Damn, I told you to stay away from those shady hookers from that alley.
John:...
Brasil: NIGGER!
Bullshitosis by BrasilStyle August 15, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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