Cuntbag

A bitch that can suck moose dick and die of disentary in the middle of the Arctic with no one to save her and then be eaten by ravenous polar bears and shat out into the icey depths to be consumed by hag fish and then reincarnated as a naked molerat so she looks like a penis with teeth that no human man will ever want again.

Taylor Bagley is a total cuntbag.

by Katest July 26, 2016

cuntbarker

-A very stupid bitch who never shuts up, which is made worse by the fact that almost nothing she says is useful. A female of this persuasion never realizes this because she swears she's always right, and is more than willing to make a mockery of reality through lies and other manipulative acts in order to further her own nefarious schemes.

"Stay away from that cuntbarker, if you value your soul."

by Batrastard July 12, 2003

Cuntrageous

Conduct that is so outrageously cunty that it is cuntrageous.

Can you believe that cuntrageous asshole, he just felt me up!

by Olia March 23, 2008

Cuntwallet

A term for a girl who is completely useless, a slut, and otherwise serves no purpose in life.

I can't stand Lauren, she's such a cuntwallet

by TK52 November 16, 2009

cuntbutler

A more rare cuntbutler is the man who worships at the alter of muff and devotes himself to the clitoral arts.

He's an ugly little sod but he has the patience of an accomplished cuntbutler.

by Dave Right September 22, 2010

Cuntbanger

A man who fucks cunts.

Man 1: God Julie is such a cunt!
Man 2: Yeah, and Brad is such a cuntbanger!

by someonewithasticker November 28, 2009

cuntbag

a)stupid piece of shit bitch

b)girlfriend who cheats on a guy just to make him feel like he's the cuntbag, but really, she's the cuntbag

Look at Sally over there with her new boyfriend she got 3 minutes ago. What a cuntbag!

by Tony February 7, 2004