Cumputer

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.

My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.

by John The Savage February 19, 2015

cumputer

a pc used to achieve sexual satifaction (orgasm)

Jamie favorites are porn sites on his cumputer.

by tedx November 9, 2006

Chuntering

The art of talking for the sakes of filling awkward silences

I've said what I've needed to say so I'm just chuntering on now

by Tim "Timmay" B March 17, 2016

Calhunter

A unit of measurement of size, roughly equal to a standard midget. Used primarily in sports analysis and circus industry.

Even though Marc stands at over 3.6 calhunters in height the ball still made it over his head for six

by CuzzaCanes Library September 1, 2019

chunter

To complain

Gerald does nothing but chunter about his girlfriend

by Unwin Scutterwold July 18, 2003

cumbuster

1. Term referring to a male who busts cum, i.e. likes to suck dix
2. Gay person
3. Often used as a general insult.

1. Dude, Steven likes to pants people. What a cumbuster.
2. See that guy in the plaid jacket? He's a cumbuster.
3. DON'T TK ME YOU FUCKING CUMBUSTER.

by Grif April 9, 2004

cummuter

noun. a person, generally a woman, who rides with you to and/or from work and performs oral sex, to make the long drive go by quicker. A good cummuter rarely talks and usually always swallows.

example:

guy #1:Hey dude how was your early morning drive?
guy#2:It was amazing! i got a cummuter and it made the 45 minutes fly by!
guy#1:I told you man, it makes a huge difference!

by ragingpolarbear October 27, 2011