Communting

v. The act of leaving church early during Holy Communion, to avoid being stopped at the door.
Jake: You still at church? You're going to be late for the party.

Paul: Don't worry, I'm communting right now.
by Lord Gloom December 28, 2008
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communter

Incredibly selfish commuter.
The bus to work was full of communters playing music loudly
by McFarto October 27, 2020
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