Calhunter

A unit of measurement of size, roughly equal to a standard midget. Used primarily in sports analysis and circus industry.

Even though Marc stands at over 3.6 calhunters in height the ball still made it over his head for six

by CuzzaCanes Library September 1, 2019

CHAVHUNTER

a hero of the people who works to rid the world of the chav menace a metal head by day a enforcer of right and jusice by night he/she is one of the legendery chav hunters

the CHAVHUNTER walks into mcdonald's or mcchav's and shouts chavs are scummy motherfuckers and fights them outside and kills all leaving one alive to tell the tale

by mitchell the chav hater December 21, 2007

CalHATERS

The widely preferred almost-acronym for the California Automated Travel Expense Reimbursement System (CalATERS) because state employees HATE it due to the sheer difficulty people have navigating its website which everyone assumes is entirely intentionally built into the process to prevent reimbursement.

I spent almost the entire day trying to figure out how to use the CalHATERS website until I began to hallucinate that a giant panda was destroying everything on my desk and so once I began to realize that it may be virtually impossible to get reimbursed, I just gave up on it and acknowledged that the money I’d spent on my licensure and all of the expenses I had related to travel for the whole year was just down the drain!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

CHAVHUNTER

A legendary hero found once every thousand years, although with the recent chav activity many have been spotted roaming the streets.
Common way to spot a chavhunter:
1)Black Clothing
2)Black T-shirt with Chavhunter logo
3)Person who listens to any type of "metal"
4)The guy with a knife from Coventry

"Hey Kazza! There's only one chav."
"SO?"
"Smash his head in."

by Kazza December 6, 2004

Caunter

Someone who lives shallow end of the gene pool

"Gawd! he's such a Caunter!!! "
"Yep, he's definitely from the shallow end of the gene pool!"

by dr snow December 12, 2016

Chavhunter

A mega agressive person who beats up chavs. Usually a goth who wants revenge.

Chav hunters have have been known to operate in small packs and carry weapons. (Nunchuckers and swords being faves.)

The Chav's Bogeyman

Chav 1: Don't hang around McDonalds, I hear the Chav hunter comes here - and if he catches you...

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp July 16, 2005

clunter

a person who gets fingered/fingers a girl

“go clunt yourself”
“that girl is a clunter!”

by illy_arlene April 29, 2021