CRAPULENCE

the serious condition that occurs when one unintentionally mixes flatulence with fecal elimination.

I took my lover out for a some delicious indian food followed by a night at the Improv. Probably not the best idea because it left me with a embarassing situation of crapulence.

by LandG July 22, 2010

Crapulence

Crapulence- pronun.: crap-ü-lents; p.o.s.: adj.; def.: A crap-load; a nicer way to say shit-load without sounding like a 10 year old.

There was a crapulence of messages on my phone because I went a whole day without turning it on.

by Maredith June 20, 2008

crapulance

1. Despair, heaped upon one's self due to being found-out to be a total, lying, jackass without a clue.

2. The utterance of total, unabashed bullshit, while maintaining the appearance of unwavering belief in what you are saying.

1. After losing the election, the president huddled in the corner of his hotel room under the weight of his own crapulance.

2. That fucker is spewing out total crapulance man!

by D Morris July 16, 2008

Craptence

If your girlfriend broke up with U You can blame her for causing U Craptence

The time of feeling like crap. Craptence

by Pikablox October 29, 2017

catulence

Smelly, audible, kitten farts.

EEEW! That new kitty chow made Pig have major catulence!

by TandG December 19, 2010

Mr. Corpulence

Our good mayor Greg Nickles.

damn, look mr. corpulence is hiking taxes AGAIN!
20 cent plastic bag tax my ass.

by boredominaction April 8, 2009

crapulent

Having the aura or quality of crap about it; worthless, full of crap in the metaphorical sense.

"Don't try to sell me on any more of your crapulent notions."

by Nicholas December 21, 2002