Crab Cake

When you go down on a hooker and wake up with golf ball size cold.

When I was in Vegas I ate out this hooker and woke up with a Crab Cake on my lip.

by b38 July 28, 2006

Crab Cake

2 or more gay men or wahmen with a serious case of crabs that have all put their genitalia together creating a crab cake.

Oh boy! I was in a real good crab cake with the guys yesterday !

by myknob April 19, 2018

Alaskan crab cake

An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.

Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.

by The Good Dude Giveth September 6, 2016

backwards crab cake

Backwards crab cake is where you back your ass ontop a black guys dick and while he ducks you, you jerk off 2 other dudes

Hey I'm nick and I like doing the backwards crab cake

by bitchurreatard May 5, 2015

baltimore crab cake

A sexual activity in which the man powders his balls with Old Bay spice, and then lets a woman go to town on them.

"I can't believe I don't have Old Bay all over my face after that huge Baltimore crab cake!"

by little_bit_of_red September 10, 2009

Boston Crab Cake

A sexual act where you are fucking a pregnant girl and you reach inside, pull out the baby, and take a bite.

Last night I had the craziest Boston Crab Cake with your mom. Your brother-to-be tasted a little off. Put him back up for some more baking.

by NONONONONONONOOOOO December 15, 2021

Cat Crab Cakes

When you see the dog eating cat poo out of the cats litter box.

Oh look Baxter is having “Cat Crab Cakes” for lunch!!

by Nyxy January 2, 2020