Coronered

To be killed by the coronavirus

Poor Jack was coronered by that lassie he met in china
My ski-trip to Italy got coronered

by BiggerForADay March 11, 2020

corboner

the erotic sensation you get when interacting with a sexually appealing person after 2 months of corona-lockdown

Oye mate! Karen just bent over and I instantly got a corboner!

by Schorsch May 28, 2020

corbonero

Something you say to call out a slamming hot girl to your friend.

Hey bro you see that girl? Corbonero!

by theKiss October 17, 2013

corroner

A mean-natured hobgoblin who sneakily drives around in a huge black station-wagon in the dead of night, and uses his evil acidic breath and piercing death-ray eyes to tarnish and rust (i.e., "corrode") your metal toys that you left scattered in the back yard instead of bringing them back inside in the evening like your mumma and daddy told you to.

Tearful second-grader with a somewhat-outspoken personality: I just don't get it --- during our post-lecture Q&A-session today,, I asked the policeman who had given our class an anti-drug message to arrest the local corroner for making my Tonka toys rusty, but he just smiled tolerantly and turned away without even addressing my request, then calmly asked my other classmates if they had any questions. And yet just moments earlier, the cop had specifically and emphatically stated that he was "our friend", that he "cared deeply about us all", and that we should always talk to him if we had "any information that could help in 'catching the bad guys'" --- well, a huge heapuh good HE seems to be doing, if he didn't even care about or feel inclined to follow up on a hot tip that a student had given him right then and there! Wonder if maybe he himself is actually IN CAHOOTS with the corroner, and so they BOTH had wanted my toys to rust! Well, if that useless unmotivated blue-suit has any kids of his own, I hope that THEIR toys TOTALLY CRUMBLE INTO FLAKY BROWN DUST --- maybe THEN he'll listen to me!

by QuacksO November 16, 2018

coroner

noun:
1;someone that fancies stale rump masculine love from a non-resistant cadaver,
2; a place to send someone when they have been a bada bada boyo
3; a person working i the medical field with dead patients becuase there is a less chance of being sued by a patient that is dead

tippy toeing into a room smelling of embalming fluid and growing the largest erection you can (2 1/2 cm) and then ramming it into the first specimens rear end that has a target painted on it

by abused by rump riders! January 7, 2005

coroner drop

A dead homeless person in a body bag with their belongings neatly collected, but no one else around. Usually the result of the police or the fire department having wrapped up their work, but before the coroner has come to collect the body.

I was walking home from work and ran across a coroner drop under the highway. It was really depressing.

by stubbstarbuck69 October 16, 2018

coroneries

Heart and arterial surgeries performed by a coroner.

Coroneries are dangerous enough for people to go through, but the thought of having said operations carried out by someone whose main business is inspecting dead bodies gives me the willies just to think about!

by QuacksO November 16, 2018