Definitions by stubbstarbuck69

guy dump 

The couch or comfortable chair in a retail store where all of the men sit waiting for their significant others to finish shopping.

"Where are you? I just found three shirts for $12. I'm ready to go."
"I'm at the guy dump on the second floor of the Gap."

guy dump by stubbstarbuck69 August 25, 2023

coroner drop 

A dead homeless person in a body bag with their belongings neatly collected, but no one else around. Usually the result of the police or the fire department having wrapped up their work, but before the coroner has come to collect the body.

I was walking home from work and ran across a coroner drop under the highway. It was really depressing.

coroner drop by stubbstarbuck69 October 16, 2018

marching nuns 

The appearance on an electrocardiogram (ECG) of a run of ventricular tachycardia that resembles a group of hooded figures praying in succession. This usually means the patient is in acute cardiac distress and needs immediate medical care.

I was doing vitals on my patient the other night and saw the marching nuns roll across the EKG. I hit the code alarm faster than I've ever done anything in my life.

marching nuns by stubbstarbuck69 October 16, 2018