cooterfunk

1)the foul odour which may emit from a dirty, dirty, dirty vagina
2)an inane person

Ma'am, please cross your ankles, as the cooterfunk you are emitting is cuasing the entire mezzanine section to uncontrollably vomit.

by Danica Jackson May 13, 2005

cooterus

an endearing term used to describe the nether regions of a womans anatomy; tipically easily penitrated if aproached in the correct manner

hey baby is you gon let me hits that cooterus?

by Roachie May 17, 2005

cooterbacon

1. The flabby and excess skin* between the vagina lips. It has no feeling, and often tastes really salty and pisslike.

2. The type of vagina that many people do not like.

*Note: The excess skin does indeed resemble uncooked, or raw bacon.

That girl over there, I got with her at this rockin' party, but she had a pound of cooterbacon!

by M4ttttttt March 24, 2007

cootering

Verb: the action of inserting an item(s)(lipstick, toy, food, drugs, contraband, etc) into a vagina for the purpose of hiding said item from interested parties (police, priest, boyfriend etc)

The young lady was cootering heroin when captured by the authorities.

by HK Han D'job July 23, 2015

cootermunch

lowest grade or quality

Cody: Can i have a good pillow?
Steve: You get the cootermunch pillow!
Cody: aww man

by 00civic December 16, 2008

cooterwagon

Dirts that have to get in their car "dukes of hazzard" style at the gas station after buying cigarettes for a friend that tried but was too young!

Tonya had to cooterwagon quickly at the Crawfordsville Shell station.

by natalie sloan March 7, 2005

Cootermuffin

A vagina that has been beaten so severely from sexual activity it has swollen up resembling a muffin

1. Do you see her cooch?

Yeah I gave her a Cootermuffin last night. :)

by Jacc-C-nimble January 22, 2010