Coolaroonie

Cooler than cool, but still not the coolest.

Person1: So did you ever see that movie?

Person2: Yeah.

Person1: Did you like it?

Person2: Yeah, it was pretty coolaroonie.

by oeljay January 15, 2008

Coronaloner

The antonym of coronalingus. When a person is sad and lonely during the coronavirus time of social distancing.

Bill: "Hey have you heard what Pornhub is doing? Their premium's free to not just the Italians now but the whole world!"
Moe: "Yeah! It's crazy. You know it really means so much to the coronaloners..."

Jessica: "I went on tinder to boost my self-esteem... I never got so many matches before"
Brittney: "Yeah, that's attack of the coronaloners alright."

by CoronalonerWithNoBoner March 30, 2020

Cookaloo

A sexy young man that all the bitches want

He might be a monster, but he is definitely also a cookaloo

by brown_shart_4423 May 22, 2022

Coronaloner

A person that has enjoyed quarantine so much, that they intend to stay solitary through choice after the event has passed.

Jesus, I never realised just what a bunch of assholes I used to spend my time with pre-covid, fuck that shit, I’m gonna become a coronaloner when this is all over.

by cheffykins March 31, 2020

coogaloo

Coogaloo (Coo-ga-loo)
Slang for the buttocks

1. Vulgar Slang
a. Sexual intercourse
b. The anus

Mate, She got rammed in the coogaloo off two guys last night.

Dude, that bitch has a fine coogaloo!

A man's coogaloo is licked like ice cream.

by Lonks September 27, 2013

Conalonathon

Cooking bacon for hours upon hours on a very low temperature, usually during hung over days, until bacon is crunchy yet soft...just beaut dog..

"after pracy we'll put on a Conalonathon"

"how about that braud last night showin her titties..then we tagged that shit..ohhh man im hung over lets throw on a Conalonathon"

by muckrashbrownhorn December 11, 2009

Coonpoon

Coonpoon is basically total bullshit. If something totally uncalled for happens it is called Coonpoon. It is also a racoon's vagina.

Dude the way that Ashlee Simpson sounded at the Orange Bowl was total coonpoon!

by Jeremy May 13, 2005