Demarcus Cousins The Third

A Handsome sexy gentleman who is the most professional rawdogger the world has ever seen. He is also (Homiesexual) not homosexual and he is a big bald guy with no waves. Help him find his hairline @ 1-800 findmyhairline

YOO wassup jidion
whos jidion? its DeMarcus cousins the third

by lbkihaeoidrhgaiep[ob gnhp[eoa December 8, 2021

father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate

Someone whom you have no relation to in genealogy. A joke in the movie Spaceballs

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)

by psofrn November 8, 2012

four-toothed cousin-fucker

A generic term for anyone who flies the Southern Cross, supports Donald Trump, drives a mud-encrusted monster truck, has less than a high school education, and/or actually enjoys sexual relations with family members -- as in Donald Trump's lust for his own daughter.

This stupid fuck at work still believes that Obama is a Muslim who wasn't born in the U.S. That four-toothed cousin-fucker shouldn't be allowed to vote. Or breed.

by Dharma Midget July 2, 2016

That One Gay Cousin

That One Gay Cousin is well, your gay cousin. If you don't have one, chances are, YOU ARE that one gay cousin!

Person 1: Who is your one gay cousin?
Person 2: I don't have a gay- oh shi- I guess I'm the gay cousin...
Person 1: Congrats! I always knew you were that one gay cousin!

by IHateNamingThings.org April 6, 2019

Ghost Cousin

Having sex with a female or male that a friend or someone you know has also had sex with.

Person 1: Aw man I was so hammered last night I slept with John Doe's ex girl friend.
Person 2: Damn, now you're John's ghost cousin.

by Fu man chu July 8, 2009

Demarcus Cousins

An emotional lesbian

"Yo you look like Demarcus Cousins right now"

by InnerTorture October 10, 2018

Cousband

Cousband (CUZ-band):

A "cousband" is one who is of relation to you (cousin) BUT wants to marry you (husband) and have your babies.

They do not care that this is incestuous, and you may be the only one in the family that they do not want to kill.

Never drive alone with this person, and avoid at all cost, especially if they attend the same university as you.

Cousband: "Do you need a ride home this weekend, cuz?"

You: "Ya, sure."

*One hour later, in car*

Cousband: "If we weren't related, I could see myself being with you."

by Trailer Swift March 12, 2013