A sex toy closely resembling a cactus. When it is inside a woman, gives birth to a cactus. Popular among pirates.
Person 1:Allyson and Blake had a cactus-baby!
Person 2:How the hell???
Person 1: They bought a cocktus.
Person 2: OUCH. They're hardcore.
Person 2:How the hell???
Person 1: They bought a cocktus.
Person 2: OUCH. They're hardcore.
by MagicalMissMuffins January 27, 2010
Get the Cocktusmug. by daddybryson January 12, 2021
Get the cocktus ᵗʰᵉ ʷʰᵒʳᵉˢmug. This cocktus above deeze nuts
by V3TT3R March 15, 2024
Get the Cocktusmug.