A sex toy closely resembling a cactus. When it is inside a woman, gives birth to a cactus. Popular among pirates.
Person 1:Allyson and Blake had a cactus-baby!
Person 2:How the hell???
Person 1: They bought a cocktus.
Person 2: OUCH. They're hardcore.
Person 2:How the hell???
Person 1: They bought a cocktus.
Person 2: OUCH. They're hardcore.
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