Cocktus

A sex toy closely resembling a cactus. When it is inside a woman, gives birth to a cactus. Popular among pirates.

Person 1:Allyson and Blake had a cactus-baby!

Person 2:How the hell???

Person 1: They bought a cocktus.

Person 2: OUCH. They're hardcore.

by MagicalMissMuffins January 28, 2010

cocktus ᵗʰᵉ ʷʰᵒʳᵉˢ

ghost's bbg ong

"Hey cocktus ᵗʰᵉ ʷʰᵒʳᵉˢ, wassup babygirlllll"

by daddybryson January 12, 2021

Cocktus

a 300 foot Giant Chicken shaped tiger that lives in the desert of antarctica south of my belt line

This cocktus above deeze nuts

by V3TT3R March 15, 2024