Cockident

A: When you are both over confident and cocky, or arrogant and sure of yourself.

B: When you are putting your penis into a woman and the tip sticks and your penis bends.

A: That guy is so sure of himself and thinks he knows everything. That guy is Cockident!

B: Last night I was "Doing it" with my girlfriend and got Cockident.

by Cocky! August 30, 2010

cockfidence

(n) Assurance and boldness of an unattractive man who, despite lack of any redeeming qualities or personal hygiene, is arrogent and abusive due entirely to the size of his larger-than-average penis. These men should be avoided. Cockfidence is not directly proportional to sexual prowess.

Due to his cockfidence, the short, ugly and abusive troll Bryan has slept with many attractive women who should be out of his league.

by Prantzell March 15, 2010

cockcident

Pronounced cock-ci-dent (similar to accident)
n.

a. An unexpected and undesirable event which involves a cock.
b. An unforeseen incident involving a cock.
c. A random, out of the blue, mistake involving a cock.

Andy: "I really fucked up today"
Mike: "Oh yeah? Was it a cockcident?"
Andy: "Yeah, I mean I was trying to play tennis and ended up sucking a cock instead!"
Mike: "Damn! What a crazy cockcident!"

by Mike Beach June 18, 2006

Cockcited

To be excited about the cock.

1)Used to describe slutty girls and gays who enjoy the cock and look like they would enjoy some at this moment.
2) Used also to joke about a guy friends sexuality if he says something about the cock to where he seems excited.

1) Dude, she wants your dick! She's so cockcited right now!
2) The friend comments on a photo of someone drinking a Diet Coke with "DIET COCK!!!" then he's cockcited!

by Ed The Ringleader April 22, 2011

Cockfidence

A perfect blend of cockiness and confidence about yourself, so smooth, everyone thinks you are awesome because of how superb your self-confidence is.

Betsy: I look good.
Kayla: I totally want your cockfidence.

by colteezykeezy October 8, 2011

cockslider

A male (usually a fuckboy) who is willing to place their dick in anything with a hole.

"Ya bro, I totally banged 3 girls last night. It was awesome." "Don't be such a cockslider homie!"

by Freshest slays June 20, 2016

cockfident

to be confident and a little cocky. The perfect inbetween of confident and cocky.

I am very cockfident. The ladies love a cockfident man.

by swamped February 25, 2011