(n) Assurance and boldness of an unattractive man who, despite lack of any redeeming qualities or personal hygiene, is arrogent and abusive due entirely to the size of his larger-than-average penis. These men should be avoided. Cockfidence is not directly proportional to sexual prowess.
Due to his cockfidence, the short, ugly and abusive troll Bryan has slept with many attractive women who should be out of his league.
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that richard-face just asked the hottest chick in here to go back to his place, he sure has cockfidence
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The effortless confidence a man has when he knows he is well-endowed. It’s not arrogance — it’s the calm, unbothered self-assurance that comes from being blessed below the belt. When a guy is walking around with cockfidence, everyone can feel it, even if no one says it.
When your third leg legally qualifies you for a Blue Badge and a special parking space. But that is just an added benefit of it.
The effortless confidence a man has when he knows he is well-endowed. It’s not arrogance — it’s the calm, unbothered self-assurance that comes from being blessed below the belt. When a guy is walking around with cockfidence, everyone can feel it, even if no one says it.
When your third leg legally qualifies you for a Blue Badge and a special parking space. But that is just an added benefit of it.
“He walked into his toxic ex’s engagement party like he was checking the post — zero emotional disturbance. That’s cockfidence.”
“He doesn’t raise his voice in arguments. He just smiles that ‘you’ll cry later’ smile. That’s cockfidence seasoned with emotional damage.”
“She tried to insult him in front of everyone and he just said, ‘You’ve never recovered from me.’ That’s cockfidence layered with cruelty.”
“He doesn’t chase. He observes. He lets people ruin the chance themselves. That’s cold-blooded cockfidence.”
“He said ‘Heal first, then talk to me.’ She hasn’t slept since. That’s cockfidence with a body count.”
“He doesn’t raise his voice in arguments. He just smiles that ‘you’ll cry later’ smile. That’s cockfidence seasoned with emotional damage.”
“She tried to insult him in front of everyone and he just said, ‘You’ve never recovered from me.’ That’s cockfidence layered with cruelty.”
“He doesn’t chase. He observes. He lets people ruin the chance themselves. That’s cold-blooded cockfidence.”
“He said ‘Heal first, then talk to me.’ She hasn’t slept since. That’s cockfidence with a body count.”
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