cockfidence

(n) Assurance and boldness of an unattractive man who, despite lack of any redeeming qualities or personal hygiene, is arrogent and abusive due entirely to the size of his larger-than-average penis. These men should be avoided. Cockfidence is not directly proportional to sexual prowess.

Due to his cockfidence, the short, ugly and abusive troll Bryan has slept with many attractive women who should be out of his league.

cockfidence by Prantzell March 15, 2010

Cockfidence

A perfect blend of cockiness and confidence about yourself, so smooth, everyone thinks you are awesome because of how superb your self-confidence is.

Betsy: I look good.
Kayla: I totally want your cockfidence.

Cockfidence by colteezykeezy October 8, 2011

cockfidence

the act of your cockyness overpowering your own confidence

that richard-face just asked the hottest chick in here to go back to his place, he sure has cockfidence

cockfidence by malibu biff August 15, 2008

Cockfidence

Being proud you have a big wiener.

Ay man have some cockfidence!

Cockfidence by X@ND3R July 9, 2021

Cockfidence

The confidence one has in ones own cock. Particularly when approaching a urinal

Matt “Only the middle urinal is available”

Sam: “don’t worry! I have the cockfidence to use it”

Matt: “wow, you’re so cockfident!”

Cockfidence by Hot legend 69 April 20, 2024

Cockfidence

Cockfidence (noun):

The effortless confidence a man has when he knows he is well-endowed. It’s not arrogance — it’s the calm, unbothered self-assurance that comes from being blessed below the belt. When a guy is walking around with cockfidence, everyone can feel it, even if no one says it.

When your third leg legally qualifies you for a Blue Badge and a special parking space. But that is just an added benefit of it.

“He walked into his toxic ex’s engagement party like he was checking the post — zero emotional disturbance. That’s cockfidence.”

“He doesn’t raise his voice in arguments. He just smiles that ‘you’ll cry later’ smile. That’s cockfidence seasoned with emotional damage.”

“She tried to insult him in front of everyone and he just said, ‘You’ve never recovered from me.’ That’s cockfidence layered with cruelty.”

“He doesn’t chase. He observes. He lets people ruin the chance themselves. That’s cold-blooded cockfidence.”

“He said ‘Heal first, then talk to me.’ She hasn’t slept since. That’s cockfidence with a body count.”

Cockfidence by Hearseespeak November 10, 2025

Cockfidence

The act of being both cocky and confident, even when you look like a total ass.

Josh's cockfidence is what got him fired: his boss didn't like his attitude.

Cockfidence by Whatonthed August 27, 2025