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cock-watcher 

Someone, usually a non-homosexual teenage male, interested in comparing the size of his penis with anothers, who keeps looking at superior specimens.
That guy was staring at my one-eyed-monster for twenty seconds in the showers. He's a cock-watcher!
cock-watcher by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

cock watchin 

cock watching is something females do to men when they look at their dicks.
Example: Girl: look at his dick it’s so small. Other girl:ikr it’s like an inch.
guys:bitches really out here cock watchin
cock watchin by pp patrol April 6, 2021

cock watcher

someone who spies others members in the showers in public places... swimming baths, schools etc. Not neccessarily a scotcher but certainly someone with the idea of a job in a fudge factory.
that Elliots a proper cock watcher, he burnt a hole in my bell with his leering.
cock watcher by gg1 September 25, 2010

cock watchman 

a gay security guard
i almost got caught breaking into a building but lucky for me the guard was a cock watchman so i just flopped out my dong and he let me go.
cock watchman by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024

Cock Watching 

verb
A individual or group, man or woman, having a prolonged issue about what kind of woman a man chooses to get with.

This usually pertains to said individual(s) pestering the man about his type and about the woman’s ethnicity, nationality, race, color, hobbies, interests of the woman he chooses to get with and why he has made that choice or even try to demonize that man’s decision.
person 1: bro idk why you only go for those type of girls.

person 2: so what dude, its called having a type, how am I supposed to stay away from what I’m attracted to?

person 3: bro you’re definitely cock watching him, let him be.

person 2: exactly, instead of keeping track of what girl I stick my penis in or what girl I chill with, get your own chick!
Cock Watching by NungaBungas March 12, 2024

cockwitch 

Someone who makes a dude cum prematurely
I usually last for ages but that cockwitch made me blow in seconds
cockwitch by The cockwitch June 11, 2018