Clinker

A fucked up occurance brought about by complete and utter incompentence in organizing or otherwise administrating simple every-day situations.

"Stephen pulled a Clinker: he bought a sandwich with his VISA card ten years ago and now has $75,978.34 in credit card debt...no, he didn't buy anything else, just the sandwich"

by Mr. Shwizzle January 8, 2009

clinker

see also teggit

Ouch! Teggits

by oracle March 12, 2004

clinker

The hard snow and ice mixture that attaches itself behind the tires of a car.

After driving through a snow storm a huge clinker formed behind my tire and I couldn't kick it off.

by ataraxis July 5, 2009

clinker

the scratchings on my arse

i wipe the clinkers on my underpants to clean my bum

by mike briggs July 13, 2003

Clinker

A guy who rants on Urban dictionary because he is the actual sad pathetic little bastard. Uncultured and Uneducated and obviously doesn't know the difference between Geek and Nerd. Amazingly prejudice, ignorant and arrogant. Either is stupid and rubbish and so trashes people who are better or gets teased and doesn't know how to ignore and embrace it. The former is much more likely.

Clinker rants about nerds and japanese people when he is ill informed

by ClinkerIsSad June 1, 2010

clinker

One who collects clams

Clam collector

by Bob March 14, 2004

clinker

a chocolate coated candy treat for inserting in one's anus so that they may derive sexual pleasure

ooooh mumma! i couldn't get my self off prior to the invention of the clinker *THANK YOU PASCALLS*

by spencer7 June 6, 2003