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Christinia

The coolest, cutest, nicest girl ever, with the best personality, very quick witted and very smart. Everyone should be lucky enough to meet her just once.
I am so lucky I know Christinia.
by Dunceboy May 30, 2011
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Christaliban

Member or adherent of radical rightwing Fundamentallist Christianity. Members of the Christaliban hold to extreme theocratic views and support replacing the secular constitutional government of the US with a Dominionist Christian theocracy where all non-Dominionist religions are banned and their adherents subject to state sanctioned persecution. In a Christaliban tyranny, women and gays would have no civil rights . Under the Christaliban all forms of media and art would be subject to "morality based" censorship and suppressed if deemed "objectionable". There is absolutely no difference between the former Taliban tyranny in Afghanistan and the vile tenets of the Christaliban apart from religion as both are tyrannies
Key leaders of the Christaliban include Pat Robertson, James Dobson, Donald Wildmon, Lou Sheldon, and Fred Phelps.

It has been the long standing goal of the Christaliban to impose a theocracy on America.

Despite the denials and rantings by right wing talk radio, the threat to American freedoms has never been from the Left, but the radical Right, especially the theocratic elements of the Christaliban.
by binydeamon November 30, 2010
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christivie

Christivie's are sweet mature individuals. They are the most helpful friends you can have and always there in time of need. If you have a Christivie in your life then keep onto them as they are very rare individuals.
"I wish I had a Christivie man".
by Lhanzboy March 17, 2017
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Christening

1.The act of having had sex in a new location
2. To having smoked out of a brand new piece
1. Did you hear about that couple christening the new Dallas stadium on the bathroom floor?

2. Last night we were christening my brand new piece, when some pot fell on the carpet and burnt it.
by spaceywonder January 18, 2010
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christhian

Christhian is a guy that spells his name Christian and not so many of his friends knows that he is really spelled the way he is. He is a welldressed and atractive guy who is both smart, good at sports and kind. Sometimes though he can get kind of bossy. Many people love him but almost just as many people hate him.

He is also extremly funny.
Christhian is a different and unusual spelling of Christian, Cristian or Kristian
by Well That is just true December 11, 2016
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Neo-Christanity

Neo-Christianity is made up of the people on the religious right, who preach love yet support wars, who preach tolerance yet hate gay people, who preach peace yet rage against people who disagree with them. Basically people who say they follow the teachings of Jesus but actually follow the teachings of George W. Bush.
Neo-Christianity is made up of some of the biggest hypocrites in the world.

Neo-Christianity is a hybrid of a Neo-con and Christian.
by JackD March 20, 2005
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Christeline

A beautiful, big-breasted, woman with dark brown hair, and brown eyes. She is a whole lot of woman, and most can't handle it. She has a ghetto booty, and she loves it when you squeeze it. She makes friends at an instant and has the guys drooling over her. She doesn't even try, they just like her breasts.
Damn, did you see that chick's jugs?

Hell yeah! She must have been a Christeline.
by JCookies September 3, 2011
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