christicize 

/ˈkrisdəˌsīz/

verb

1. indicate the faults of (someone or something) in a disapproving way by a person or persons who are named “Chris.”

"Chris christicized the failure to provide an adequate and permanent compensation"
synonyms: find fault with, censure, denounce, condemn, attack, lambaste, pillory, rail against, inveigh against, arraign, cast aspersions on, pour scorn on, disparage, denigrate, give bad press to, run down; informalknock, pan, maul, slam, roast, hammer, lay into, lace into, flay, crucify, take apart, pull to pieces, pick holes in, pummel, trash, nitpick; formalexcoriate
"must you criticize everything she does?"

My brother christicized his current duty station.

christicize by caltex81 January 14, 2018

christivie 

Christivie's are sweet mature individuals. They are the most helpful friends you can have and always there in time of need. If you have a Christivie in your life then keep onto them as they are very rare individuals.

"I wish I had a Christivie man".

christivie by Lhanzboy March 17, 2017

Christified

The act of been 'christied'. Named after Christy McFelch, a legandary party animal from Felchard. He would drink so much and take so many drugs that he would curl up with his tongue hanging out, unable to respond to stimulus. Getting into this state became known as 'been christified'

He is fuckin christified!

Christified by Slim November 14, 2004

Christicle 

A rather attractive young man who is good in relationships but becomes an instant man-slut when single.

"Yeah after he dated the girl over there he fucked all of her friends. What a Christicle."

Christicle by Killer_Shrimp January 16, 2010

Christicles 

used when someone is in total awe over something. completely shocked and or appolled and wants to say "Jesus Christ!", "Holy shit!", or "Balls!" out of frustration.

when playing call of duty 4, Adam doomed the world to a firey death and all he could utter was, "Christicles..."

Christicles by icekholdstare January 20, 2008

Christicles 

An exclamation, conjoining the words "Christ" and "testicles", indicating either shock or amazement. Often preceeded by the word "holy".

Holy Christicles! Someone ripped off my MP3 player!

Christicles by Cap'n Sweaty! October 11, 2003

christelize 

to blow a line of coke off a cock and then proceed to suck the cock

i used the corporate card to pick up the dinner tab, and then we went back to my place and my assistant christelized me

christelize by douche walters November 7, 2006