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Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.
Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

christaline 

Christaline is strong and Intelligent, she is trustworthy and can keep many secrets. She's kindhearted and would do anything for her friends and family.
Everyone loves christaline...
christaline by Aesthetic em June 19, 2017

christanie 

Is a brave girl always speaks her mind sometime dramatic but always looks out for people if you have her you are very lucky she came into your life
"hey that girl over there knows how to speak her. Mind ". I think her name is christanie
christanie by Rose vascaz March 14, 2017

christacia 

shes a unique girl with a unique name. an amazing , beautiful, and attractive gal. she's always the life of the party and never had a dull moment. she had a great sense of style and loves to show out.
everybody needs a Christacia in their lives
christacia by ansbdjf January 19, 2017

christevi 

Meaning Christ is alive or Christ lives / christ is life
Christevi

Christ lives in me
christevi by Christevi December 28, 2017
The prettiest and smartest girl you'll ever know. Shes boujee and conceited. Shes just that bitch PERIOD.
ME: HAVE YOU SEEN CHRISTANI?
BESTFRIEND: THAT PRETTY GIRL WITH MADD INCHES?
ME: YES GIRL
BESTFRIEND: SHES BOMB AF BITCH!
christani by DICKKKSONBITCHES June 21, 2020