chimp

When someone thinks there top shit and can do whatever they want.

You are a chimp.
What a chimp.

by da boss pacman1 December 23, 2013

chimp

see Micheal Mark cunt Lady Boy chav tosser closet pussy

Micheal Mark is a chimp from the zoo

by Screw you bitch November 15, 2004

chimp

all of the above but with a tiny bottom lip beard, big hair and usually a cap

he looks a proper chimp

by a pseudonym April 29, 2004

chimped

Having your face ripped off by a sexually frustrated and jealous chimpanzee is sometimes referred to as being "chimped."

WOW! That bitch really got chimped when she copped a feel off of the primate's common law wife. She shouldn't have drank champagne with it and polished it's knob so much. Oh well, at least it didn't trash the bitch's Camry and steal any credit cards.

by running out of patience February 24, 2009

Chimp

To violently attack or maul something or someone, in a manner similar to a chimpanzee. Typically involves breaking bones, biting and mutilation of digits and appendages.

“Yo, did you hear about the researcher who got killed by chimpanzees?”

“Yeah, they chimped him real bad. Took off his dick and balls.”

by Moyai🗿🗿🗿 March 13, 2022

Chimp

Someone who is doing/saying something idiotic or foolish

Jake just said something really dumb, what a chimp

by ThatMasshole September 18, 2018

chimping

What one does after taking a picture with a digital camera and looking at the result. Derived from the words they speak when chimping: "Ooo-oo-oo!"

Locals: Stupid tourists and their stupid chimping.
Tourists: Ooo-oo-oo! Look at Jane in front of car! She so pretty!

by NESMonster February 2, 2004