Definitions by Masner

Chimp 

(Verb)

To lose all human control and revert back to one's simian roots. Usually resulting from seeing an attractive woman or, if you are a comic book fan, a mint copy of The Avengers #1.

Did you see that girl at the club that I was talking to last night? I was really chimping for her.

Mark looked at the woman and began to chimp heavily.

Chimp by Masner May 1, 2009

Nelson 

To cruelly laugh in the presence of someone's misfortune.

I got fired today and my boss's assistant nelsoned me as I was cleaning out my desk.

I fell while rollerblading in the park and some jerk gave me a Nelson out a car window.

Nelson by Masner August 9, 2008