cattywampus

see also: awry, askew, out-of-sorts

things seems a bit cattywampus as of late.

by www.joerandazzo.com September 8, 2003

cattywompus

topsy-turvy; weird

I ate those mushrooms and now I feel all cattywompus.

by Shelly April 18, 2004

Cattywampus

Going badly, awkwardly, or in the wrong direction:

Tricia couldn't settle down and study because her thoughts were all cattywampus

by YourUrbanPerson March 4, 2022

cattywampus

crazy, chaotic

If things get cattywampus just call me.

by Whisper August 10, 2003

Cattywompus

To be all helter skelter and askew. Not functioning on all cylinders, or just plain strange.

Ryan: I crashed my car and it still drove!
Gabe: oh, sweet. It actually drove normal.
Ryan: Nah, it was all cattywompus like!

by vermont techie June 3, 2009

cattywampus

ADV. Performed in a non-straightforward manner; approached from an unexpected angle; askew; askance.

Ralph Waldo Emerson was a poet and philosopher whose idea of the "Oversoul" may prefigure contemporary astrophysicists' notion that "all matter is is made up of the same elements and energies and governed by the same laws" because the universe proceeds from a Big Bang. "Poets may go at the big truths a little cattywampus, but sometimes they do get to them" (Ted Kooser, _The Poetry Home Repair Manual_, University of Nebraska Press, 2005. 141)

by mecr July 7, 2012

cattywampus cock sprocket

When you receive anal from your neighbors cat whilst stroking your penis with a gear from a machine of your choice

Last nights cattywampus cock sprocket was amazing

by Michael_j_fox_3 March 20, 2017