Caecilius is a person in a Latin textbook who never leaves his horto or his villa in Pompeii.
He is also the ghost that haunts the rest of the textbooks.
He is also the ghost that haunts the rest of the textbooks.
by Thatmeerkat May 17, 2019
Get the Caecilius mug.The most fucked up class in mathematics, designed to make students hate higher level math before they even get to it. Combines concepts from algebra, trigonometry, geometry, and every lower level denomination of math into a confusing clusterfuck of topics that has no correlation with Calculus- and doesn't even introduce the derivative. Forces students to memorize about 50 different formulas and be able to call them to attention on demand. To name a few; quadratic formula, slope intercept formula, point slope formula, completing the square formula, partial fraction decomposition formula, midpoint formula, factoring by grouping, distance formula, Pythagorean formula, and many more. This course should not exist.
"Hey dude could you help me with this Pre-Calculus problem?"
"No way man, I'm in calc 1- that shit is way too confusing for me"
"No way man, I'm in calc 1- that shit is way too confusing for me"
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Get the Caecilius mug.A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.
That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.
My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."
My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."
by Chris4444 January 9, 2012
Get the harder than Chinese calculus mug.When a woman of luxurious beauty obtains a weapon from adolescence that can unleash utter chaos that effects the wieners of many men, that weapon is called the calcium cannons. aka nice boob.
“Woah, Emily has those calcium cannons. Nice boobs!”
“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”
“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”
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Get the Calcium Cannons mug.Professor:"Today in calculus II we will try to integrate e^-(x^-2)"
Student: "I can't, i just shit my pants."
Professor: "Mwa ha ha hah!!"
Student: "I can't, i just shit my pants."
Professor: "Mwa ha ha hah!!"
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