Bootstrapping

When 2 girls lie on their stomachs while you insert one foot into each vagina and you pull on their hair while you attempt to walk with your feet still inside them.

Me and the ladies are going bootstrapping tonight! Oh boy!

by Billy Lurker September 20, 2017

Bootstrap

a big, fast, monster who beats people up

bootstrap devoured the city. Bootstrap then banged megan fox.

by Bootsy69 December 28, 2010

Bootstrap

A derogatory word for Italian douchebags. The term "Bootstrap" originates from the Italian peninsula's resemblance of a boot.

Those god damned Bootstraps won't stop talking about their meatballs.

by Your Local Memer December 19, 2017

Bootstrap

Diving technique that involves a front flip mimed as if you were flipping yourself by pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.

"EL: Bootstrapping? Is that a real thing?
RG: Oh definitely. Look it up on Urban Dictionary."

by FakeSteveJobs September 21, 2010

Bootstrap Bill

When you've had too much weed and you start to become part of the couch, chair or whatever you're sitting on.

Friend: Bro did you want another cone?

Me: Naah man I'm Bootstrap Billing right now.

by BillBobGates August 21, 2019

Bootstrap Paradox

The Bootstrap Paradox is a theoretical paradox of time travel that occurs when an object or piece of information sent back in time becomes trapped within an infinite cause-effect loop in which the item no longer has a discernible point of origin, and is said to be “uncaused” or “self-created”.

A time traveller who was a big fan of Beethoven goes back in time to 18th century Germany to search for Beethoven for an autograph. Upon reaching the destination, the time traveller cannot find Beethoven anywhere, not even Beethoven's family have heard of him. Not being able to bear the thought of a world without Beethoven's music, the time traveller coincidently has all of Beethoven's sheet music, he copies it up and publishes it. The time traveller has become Beethoven and the timeline resumes as usual, this is what we call a Bootstrap Paradox.

by Driptual November 17, 2019

Bible Bootstrap

Referencing the Bible in an attempt to justify actions that are heinous and ungodly.

Amy: I just heard a politician on television say that the Bible justifies separating children from their mothers at the border. What BS!

Juan: Seriously? I bet God really hates it when people try to Bible bootstrap their own evil ideas to the good book.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018