Kinda like OBX. You ether live in the flats and are poor af, or you live in the parks or the hills and you’re rich rich. Lot of shady people (who don’t live in Boonton) come and hang-around because no one is gonna ask them two leave. Good sport teams. TO MANY ITALIAN PLACES. PICK 1. Police don’t do shit and fires happen ALL the time.
by Go away 🖕🏼 March 27, 2023
A tiny town in Morris County, NJ. Full of rolling lawns, milling alpacas, which are commonly mistaken for llamas, although there are a couple llamas, too. And some sheep. There are farms, many pretty houses, an pre-k thru 8th grade school, a ridiculous amount of bears, deer, and squirrels, a mountain (supposedly haunted by an indian cult), a park, half a restaurant, half a strip mall, a private airfield, like five historic houses, some soccer fields, part of the underground railroad, a "private club" (basically a tiny muddy lake full of screaming children and leeches), a crazy rehab center (that claims to be a hospital) LOTS of treeeeees, and a bank. There is no high school, no sidewalks, no library, no streetlights, only one four way intersection (called by the locals "Four Corners"), no ice cream truck (we used to have one but they got rid of it and ruined all the little children's lives), no cell service in the majority of the town, no movie theatre, and no pizza place. The people there are old and conservative, and all own dogs. Every kid goes to the same school for at least nine years and get sick of each other. Overall, its a wonderful place to live.
by i<3alpacas(not_llamas) April 29, 2010
A town in New Jersey that neighbors with Mountain Lakes, commonly mistaken to be integrated with the stereotype of "Mountain Lakers", yet Boonton Township residents are far more different in relation to: automobiles, luxury, wealth, clothing & accesories, work ethic, and amount of employment.
by The Truth November 25, 2006
Boonton High School is made up spanish blacks Albanians and other white people. The teachers in the school don’t give two shits about you and hate thier job and life. If you are thinking about going to boonton you’re dumb find another school because they blame you for everything and they put in 40 new cameras and don’t fix the student bathrooms.
by Dumbdick8462 November 12, 2018