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Boonton Township
A tiny town in Morris County, NJ. Full of rolling lawns, milling alpacas, which are commonly mistaken for llamas, although there are a couple llamas, too. And some sheep. There are farms, many pretty houses, an pre-k thru 8th grade school, a ridiculous amount of bears, deer, and squirrels, a mountain (supposedly haunted by an indian cult), a park, half a restaurant, half a strip mall, a private airfield, like five historic houses, some soccer fields, part of the underground railroad, a "private club" (basically a tiny muddy lake full of screaming children and leeches), a crazy rehab center (that claims to be a hospital) LOTS of treeeeees, and a bank. There is no high school, no sidewalks, no library, no streetlights, only one four way intersection (called by the locals "Four Corners"), no ice cream truck (we used to have one but they got rid of it and ruined all the little children's lives), no cell service in the majority of the town, no movie theatre, and no pizza place. The people there are old and conservative, and all own dogs. Every kid goes to the same school for at least nine years and get sick of each other. Overall, its a wonderful place to live.
Boonton Township by i<3alpacas(not_llamas) April 29, 2010
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Boonton High School
Boonton High School is made up spanish blacks Albanians and other white people. The teachers in the school don’t give two shits about you and hate thier job and life. If you are thinking about going to boonton you’re dumb find another school because they blame you for everything and they put in 40 new cameras and don’t fix the student bathrooms.
Boonton High School by Dumbdick8462 November 12, 2018
Boonton Township
A town in New Jersey that neighbors with Mountain Lakes, commonly mistaken to be integrated with the stereotype of "Mountain Lakers", yet Boonton Township residents are far more different in relation to: automobiles, luxury, wealth, clothing & accesories, work ethic, and amount of employment.
Boonton Township by The Truth November 25, 2006
Boondongery
We don't want any boondongery in this establishment.
Boondongery by MrWonka October 7, 2016
lucy boynton
A very beautiful and brilliant actress. Plays Mary Austin in the film Bohemian Rhapsody (aka the best movie of all time). Ever since the movie she has been dating Rami Malek (plays Freddie Mercury) and they are the cutest couple on this planet
lucy boynton by CriesforLies June 1, 2019
bontoneous
A term commonly used by an individual who may be recognized in passing as a handsome young man, especially by Great Aunts and Grandmothers on Facebook posts which include job interview headshots, photos with girlfriends from formals, and really any post where they're smiling. This subset is comprised, generally, of brothers of Sigma Alpha Epsilon (they coined the term circa 2012, although they do not have exclusive rights of use) to denote a wild and fun time--imagine debauchery with less intercourse, although this need not necessarily be the case, especially if there's a Bolbi on the loose.
It is believed to be derived from a chant attributed to the fraternity, in which a line recites:
"Rah rah, bon ton, Sigma Alpha Epsilon!"
The subphrase "bon ton" has been extrapolated into bontoneous (adjective) and, to a lesser extent, bontoneity (noun).
It is believed to be derived from a chant attributed to the fraternity, in which a line recites:
"Rah rah, bon ton, Sigma Alpha Epsilon!"
The subphrase "bon ton" has been extrapolated into bontoneous (adjective) and, to a lesser extent, bontoneity (noun).
Jacob: "Alright bois, I just finished my thesis, and I'm far too sober."
Woody: "Don't you worry, we've got a bontoneous time for you lined up back at the haus."
Woody: "Don't you worry, we've got a bontoneous time for you lined up back at the haus."
bontoneous by the thorax August 4, 2019