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blitzed

Simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency
God DAMN Dan just had 5 joints and ten shots of tequila... that's one blitzed motherfucker
by mei0023 April 6, 2005
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Blitzed

Chris- did you see Craig's fb picture
Gille- yeah man he was blitzed out of his fucking mind.
by CofC 123 September 4, 2011
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shit blitzed

The act in which one is inebriated to the point of passing out.
Wow, how about how shit blitzed that guy was the other night.
by kowtowndevils September 18, 2006
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Blitzed

"Dude I got so blitzed last night I was falling on my ass everywhere I went!"
by Sting0592 October 11, 2009
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Bavarian Blitzer

When you blow lines of coke aka snow every hour for 24 hours straight.
Where the hell have you been? You look like hell. I was on a Bavarian blitzer. I couldn’t stop.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
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Blitzer

A person (male or female) who has the power to fuck anyone they want at any given time.
Klaus '' dude that girl is top totty ''
Wallace'' yeah a total blitzer, i'd slam it ''
by FishMonster July 8, 2011
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blitzed out

Intoxicated beyond belief, to a point of not remembering own actions or events.
I can't believe how blitzed out I was last night.
by envi123 September 2, 2005
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