7 definitions by FishMonster

Strawberry Minimilk

To pull out of a vagina and find your shaft covered in blood.

Gino '' are you jammy? i want a Strawberry Minimilk ''
Verity '' not again , vanilla or chocolate , no strawberry ''

by FishMonster July 8, 2011

A color that is right in the middle of pink and orange making it indistinguishable.

Marcel ''Dude is that jumper pink or orange?''
Roger ''Neither Dude, its porange''
Marcel ''ooooooooh''

by FishMonster July 7, 2011

A person who is unemployed and makes no effort to get a job, practically a tramp with an adress who lives off our taxes.

Frank '' Has Bonnie got a job yet? ''
Ed '' nah,she's a doler now ''
Frank '' lazy cunt ''

by FishMonster July 8, 2011

To pull out during anal intercourse only to find your old boy is covered in shit therefore resembling a Chocolate Minimilk.

Zak '' dude how was the anal? ''
Wayne'' Chocolate Minimilk! ''

Zak '' good aren't they? ''
Wayne'' not bad , i prefer strawberry ''

by FishMonster July 8, 2011

Stimlulating the g-spot from behind whilst inserting your thumb into the anus.

Gary '' Victoria let me Scorpion her yesterday and she fucking loved it. ''
Jeremy '' Did you smell your thumb? ''
Gary '' who wouldn't. ''

by FishMonster July 8, 2011

A person (male or female) who has the power to fuck anyone they want at any given time.

Klaus '' dude that girl is top totty ''
Wallace'' yeah a total blitzer, i'd slam it ''

by FishMonster July 8, 2011

A very high pitched fart, often confused with leather furniture and babys playing with baloons.

'' I Plawbed at dinner but blamed it on the chair. ''

by FishMonster July 8, 2011